Apr
22
In Which I Resemble An Easter Egg
by Leslie
Julia has been playing with a bunch of plastic, metallic-looking eggs that the Easter Bunny left for her a few weeks ago.
Yesterday, she climbed up on my lap with an egg in her hand. She opened it and held it up to my face, “Mom, look. It’s a match.”
“A match with what?”
“Your boobies. See?”
“Is that what my boobies look like?”
“Yeah. Your boobies are so round and so shiny…like my Easter egg!”
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You have shiny boobies?! I want shiny boobies.
What a compliment!!
That’s so cute lol.
I want shiny boobies too! How do you get those?
I too am intrigued by your shiny boobs!
*Goes off to apply Neutrogena body oil…*
That s the funniest damn thing I have seen all day! LOL
My wife is Asian, so her boobies are not shiny.
I see nobody has considered that perhaps said boobs are glowing, not shining.
I can’t think of anything to say about this yet…. I’m still laughing too hard.
Shiny boobies? I’m so jealous.
how do you know that have you looked latly?