by Leslie
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where’s the picture? can I search a home video on you tube somewhere?
Dude, I absolutely would have DIED. I can hardly stand to touch raw meat, I can’t even IMAGINE the horror of having salmonella juice all up in my business. Did you call in a hazmat team to clean up the kitchen or just burn the house down?
Oops. You tell it funny, though.
I headed straight to the shower. My hair was soaked!
I had to take a shower. It COVERED MY HEAD. That’s how big the splash was. It was DRIPPING FROM MY HAIR! Awful. Just awful.
As unpleasant as it was – especially because it was freezing cold water – it was funny. I had to laugh.
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where’s the picture? can I search a home video on you tube somewhere?
Dude, I absolutely would have DIED. I can hardly stand to touch raw meat, I can’t even IMAGINE the horror of having salmonella juice all up in my business. Did you call in a hazmat team to clean up the kitchen or just burn the house down?
Oops. You tell it funny, though.
I headed straight to the shower. My hair was soaked!
I had to take a shower. It COVERED MY HEAD. That’s how big the splash was. It was DRIPPING FROM MY HAIR! Awful. Just awful.
As unpleasant as it was – especially because it was freezing cold water – it was funny. I had to laugh.