Mar
12
Love, Leslie: Haiku Letters
by Leslie
You are one contrary bitch.
I really hate you.
I wanted to eat you, but
the baby didn’t.
I hope there’s two in there
to justify your size.
It’s so hard to wait for you.
Hurry up. Get here.
If there’s two in there, tap twice.
Quit making me puke.
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Those are cute Leslie. I loved the last one. When is your ultrasound cause we can’t wait either : )
Cute haiku!
I secretly hope there are two, too!
TWO! Yes let there be TWO!! Can’t wait to see the ultrasound!!
Oh the puking….I feel for you my friend…I did that…alot…with my first 2…Not fun
Come fast u/s we want to see Leslie and Dave’s baby (or maybe babies??)
oh gosh pregnancy sickness sounds horrible. I hope you get past this stage quickly!
do you really think it might be 2?
Oh, Leslie, a belated congratulations to you! But doesn’t the first trimester just suck! I remember throwing out my cast-iron frying pan and wooden cutting boards because the smell of them made me sick. Be well and can’t wait to hear from you how many you got in there : )
Congratulations! Fun to read the news via haiku!