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		<title>What&#8217;s worse than wasting time?  Taking the time to write about wasting time!  (Is it still cool to say &#8220;Winning!?&#8221;  No?  That&#8217;s over, huh?)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[8:32 p.m. The bedtime routine begins. 10:32 p.m. The children are asleep. They&#8217;ve probably been asleep a while. I don&#8217;t know how long because I fell asleep, too. The amount of drool on that pillow pet and the indentation on my face suggest it&#8217;s been about an hour? 10:34 p.m. With baby monitor in hand, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2012/02/02/whats-worse-than-wasting-time-taking-the-time-to-write-about-wasting-time-is-it-still-cool-to-say-winning-no-thats-over-huh/</link>
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		<title>Without him around, &#8220;that&#8217;s what she said&#8221; jokes aren&#8217;t even funny.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave hasn&#8217;t slept with me in two weeks. Don&#8217;t get upset, though. It&#8217;s only because he hasn&#8217;t had a day off work in two weeks and he works a 12 hour midnight shift. (Of course, try explaining that to my heart.) (You can&#8217;t! It has no ears. Only feelings.) Since his round trip commute is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2012/02/01/without-him-around-thats-what-she-said-jokes-arent-even-funny/</link>
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		<title>Lucy speaks cat, apparently.  That&#8217;s the only way I can explain where she heard that word.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d just spent ten minutes talking Lucy out from under her bed &#8211; she&#8217;d called Julia a dumbass &#8211; when I came downstairs and saw this. Oh, hi Picasso. So nice to see you on my table. &#8220;What? You want me to move?&#8221; &#8220;Really?&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure?&#8221; &#8220;Alright. I&#8217;ll get up. Dumbass.&#8221; Geez, what a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2012/01/30/lucy-speaks-cat-apparently-thats-the-only-way-i-can-explain-where-she-heard-that-word/</link>
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		<title>Lucy Gleams and Glows</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking pretty old and haggard, lately, and I made mention of it while combing Lucy&#8217;s hair after bath time recently. And so, she sang me the most heart-felt and sincere version of that song Rapunzel sings in Tangled to make her hair glow. &#8220;Do you feel better?&#8221; she asked. I gave her a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2012/01/26/lucy-gleams-and-glows/</link>
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		<title>This is why I don&#8217;t get to work out*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guess where this penny has been? If you guessed, &#8220;on a wild ride through Phoebe&#8217;s digestive system,&#8221; you win! (I won&#8217;t make you look at the penny-in-the-poop discovery photos.) I know. You&#8217;re shaking your head at me. Leslie, you understand that baby-proofing your house includes keeping small items like this picked up and put away [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2012/01/25/this-is-why-i-dont-get-to-work-out/</link>
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